February 25

A Good Wife = A Functioning Addict with a Great Crab Cake Recipe.

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dawA good wife can be someone who is a functioning cocaine addict or alcoholic who can make her husband crab cakes for Valentines day.  The ultimate qualifiers are that this woman has to have a full time job, maintain her addiction with her own income and make crab cakes with real crab. The perfect wife for the perfect life!